Sweet Melissa

“4th grade i was sitting in class and i had the bubbleguts…I already went to the bathroom but it started rumbling again. I knew it was just gas this time but still tried to escape. Teacher ended up telling me no and I sat there suffering to hold this ass explosion. Not to mention the girl i liked was sitting right next to me. Well needless to say I thought maybe if i lifted up and slightly shot it out the side it would be okay…nope..turns out half a cheek was still on the plastic accoustic chairs and let out the horn of gondor in my classroom….til this day nothing trumpts the embarressment of my hadouken fart.”

omg can’t stop laughing